A hyper-energetic adult cartoon short in bouncy, over-the-top forest-adventure slapstick style: A tall skinny bald adult human lumberjack (shiny bald head with yellow hard hat, blue overalls, classic clumsy villain look) smugly kicks a huge rusty metal barrel super hard in a sunny forest clearing, yelling in clear Mandarin Chinese: "Xiong Da! Xiong Er! You're done for! Daddy's playing wheelchair Ma Chao, even 5000 gold behind, I'll still chase you down and beat you!" The barrel rockets toward a short chubby adult Bear Er (lazy glutton type, honey dripping from his paws, wearing a sleazy smirk). Suddenly, a massive muscular adult Bear Da (serious yet kind face, wise big-brother vibe, wearing a simple vest) crashes down from the sky like a meteor, BOOM, smashing the barrel into twisted scrap metal. Bear Da glares down at Bald Qiang and declares in cool Mandarin Chinese: "Your dad told you back then: you're never allowed to play wheelchair Ma Chao again!" Instantly explodes into absurd adult-parody slapstick chaos: wildly exaggerated movements, hilarious belly flops, ridiculous faces, pure dumb chaotic fun. All characters fully adult anthropomorphic, zero minors, completely non-violent silly adult parody. Insane dynamic camera with crazy zooms, whips, shakes, extreme close-ups of hilarious adult expressions, upbeat chaotic action music, perfectly synced voices and sound effects. 15 seconds, original family-safe but adult-oriented comedy, no brands at all.

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Create a 2-minute cinematic educational video consisting of 15 scenes (each 8 seconds). Theme: The role of foreign mass media in the global media space. Show real people, modern international newsrooms, global communication, digital platforms, cultural exchange, information flow, and the impact of foreign media on society. Use smooth transitions, realistic lighting, diverse people from different countries, professional studio visuals, and global network animations. Visual style: modern documentary, dynamic shots, professional camera angles. Include scenes such as: world media buildings, journalists at work, digital news platforms, social media maps, satellite connections, international press conferences, people consuming news on mobile devices, global data flow, and cooperation between media organizations. Emphasize globalization, transparency, access to information, and influence of foreign media. No text on screen unless the platform adds subtitles.